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Your ears would prick, your tail flick

As my key went in the door

I’d call your name, you’d start to growl

And move menacingly across the floor

And as you’d thundered down the stairs

Snarling angrily

I’d wonder why I liked you so much

And you always hated me

In the summer we’d go walking to the beach or to the park

You wouldn’t like the route I took

So you’d refuse to walk and bark

In the winter you’d curl up by the fire at home

I’d go off to get your chew-chew

And then you’d eat my mobile phone

The first time that you nipped me

People said you were just young

And the second time it was the heat

And the third you were only having fun (ha ha ha ha ha)

And the fourth time I actually needed Tetnus

And you got neutered at the vet

She said that it would calm you down

And then you bit me on the leg

I remember one time at Christmas

When you opened all the stuff

I put you out into the garden

And you were frurious

You cried so much at this great injustice

I had to let you back in

And then you were good for an hour

Then you licked the turkey

Now the post remains uneaten

And the bin just stays standing up

Noone barks at aeroplanes

Or occansionly shits in my bed

Oh, Florence, there was nothing good about you

I can’t think of anything

But I wish that you were still at home

Hateing me again

You were a rubbish dog

But a rubbish dog is better

Than no dog

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