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This is the story of Betty and Sue

Two women left their husbands… For each other

(One, two, three and… *laugh*)

I was watching opera yesterday

And Gloria Steinem came on to say

Gloria Steinem? Who’s Gloria Steinem?

Gloria Steinem’s a famous feminist

She says there’s no separation between housewife and feminist

She says you can be a housewife and a feminist

Really?

All you housewives can be

Famous feminists just like me

Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself

(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)

Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?)

You’ve become my inspiration (My inspiration)

Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?)

All these years I’ve been listening to Jim

Get out of the way of the game

Where is my dinner?

Gloria please save me now (Save me now)

I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)

I am becoming a coward

Gloria Steinem, where are you now?

Gloria Steinem, wait a minute

I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally

for women’s rights in Washington DC!

Gloria, Gloria, I’m buying my ticket today

I’m going to the rally in Washington

I’m gonna see her at the rally in Washington

I’m gonna find her at the rally in Washington

I can’t wait for the rally in Washington

Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?

Well… tell him you’re on a business trip

Business trip? Sue, I’m a housewife…

Alright, tell him you’re abducted by a strange group of aliens

No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and

fake aliens

They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC

and you’ve gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself

Rally? Women’s rights? Who the hell you think you are?

My name is Betty and my name is Sue

And there’s a lot of thing we can do

Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives

Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives

See you later Jim

I’m going to the rally in Washington

Byebye!

Well that was five years ago, today

I said: Herb, you can take you’re SUV and shove it up your ass

Me and Betty, we’re hitting the road

I’m switching out of wife mode

I don’t know Herb; it’s not like I have anything against you

It’s just; well you’re not really my type Herb

Look, look, there’s no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb

And Herb, I’ll try not to slam the door on my way out okay

And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb

Oh and Herb, don’t forget to feed Olive Oil

Bye Olive Oil (Meow)

And suddenly, Betty and I were free

We were finally free

Going to the rally in Washington

On the road to the rally in Washington

I couldn’t wait for the rally in Washington

Hey Sue, we’re almost to the rally in Washington

Well I’m sure it’s not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on

that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?

Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that

car and got on that road to go to that rally

Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road

Who knows?

Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl

I realize, Sue, I’ve been lusting after her for four years now (I've been

lusting after you for four years now)

Betty, I’ve been lusting after you for four years now

(I've been lusting after you, for four years now)

Oh my god Betty

Oh my god, Oh, My, god

I’m a dyke

I’m a dyke

I’m a dyke

I’m a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke

We’re great moms

(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)

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