Текст песни Falling Down (Cunninlynguists) с переводом

«But I went nearly crazy

And I went clearly crazy»

On I-85 North, going nowhere

Would hit the 400, but I ain’t got money for the toll there

Traffic backed up ahead of me, I see the road flares

School bus on my right, kids laughin' with brown and gold hair

Replaying conversations in my head by my ex-wife

From the house work that I did, to the kids, even our sex life

She said I was crazy so I threatened to prove her dead-right

So she got court orders, restraining me, put on the red lights

Frustrated, thinking how the fuck could I clean it up

Traffic stopped, about 1000 degrees in my truck

Loosened my tie, wiped the sweat out of my eyes, mixed with tears

Mind thick with fears, I’ve lost everything that I done built for years

Bright yellow school bus fucking up my limbo

Kids bitchin', cussin', flickin' boogers upon my window

Start rolling it down for some air and the handle breaks

Kick my door open, dive out, feeling some escape

«We said vows and shit, that shits' for life right?!

Yeah, that shit’s until death, death…

That shit can be mended

But that bitch don’t be listening to me!

She’ll prolly throw a fucking fit and shit!

I’mma go there that bitch is gonna listen to me

She’ll see I’mma fix this shit, FUCK THAT!»

: «Move your fucking car, maaaaan!!»

Motherfucker is my one car really haulting movement

I got some powerful shit in my trunk want me to use it?

I grabbed that shit, cocked it now talk like you’re silly!

If you needed some release would I fuck with you, Billy?

«Look away lady, before I swiss cheese your Mazda»

Am I crazy for wanting my babies to have a father?

Gonna show my bitch of a wife she better work a little harder

Stop them kids from screaming, it’s pushing me even farther!

It’s my daughter’s birthday, Billy, you like this gift?

Your name’s not Billy? Really? Then why do you react to it?

If you’re an actor, am I your fuckin' audience?

Kids, look how many different directions his body went

It’s okay, I’m not crazy, I got kids your age

Don’t be afraid, I said don’t be afraid! Behave!

Now y’all be cool now, I’m leaving now, it’s beyond hot

'Bout to visit my wife after hitting the pawn shop for more Glocks

I got some shit to fix (sinister chuckle) I got some shit to fix

Today’s about to be one of the biggest days of my life

Cause I’m about to ask the women I love if she’ll be my wife

I just know that she will, for this women, I’ll KILL

I used to clean dishes at Micky D’s, now I’m on grill

So I’ve been able to save up enough money for this necklace

Along with this ring for when I pop the big question

But my manager’s been stressin' the way I been dressin'

Tellin' me I need new shoes but I can’t afford to get them!

He’s all about perfection and does shit that I hate!

Today he wrote me up and I was only five minutes late!

And then he threatened to take me off grill and make me scrub plates

And the toilet where people shit out all the food they just ate!

AW FUCK! I’m starting to hear my screws bust

Screw it, I’ll do it, He gives me Windex and a toothbrush

Now I’m scrubbin the toilet like, FUCK MY BOSS and HE STINKS!

I’m asking my girl to marry me, fuck what everyone thinks

Let me look at the ring now to calm me down like my shrink

NOOOOOO! I JUST DROP IT AND NOW IT’S LOST IN THE SINK

And today on my lunchbreak my girl’s supposed to come through

I wanna ask her but without the ring what’ll I do?

SOS: Wassup baby. Listen I wanna tell you something

GIRL: «Yeah?»

SOS: Well, we’ve been together for a long time and…

GIRL: «Uh huh…»

SOS: …I love you more than anything in this world… Will you marry me?

GIRL: «So where’s the ring?»

SOS: I… I had one but… I dropped it in the sink…

My… my manager… he… he made me get off the grill and clean the toilets

And…(sob)

GIRL: Yeah… WHATEVER! I’m seeing somebody else anyway, loser!"

: Grrrrrrrrrrr…

FUCK YOU FOR REAL! SNUFF TO YA GRILL! SMACK TO YA FACE!

FOOT TO YOUR CROTCH! Look at the cops…

THANKS FOR THE GAT! RAT-A-TAT-TAT! CRIME IN THE ACT!

BITCH, DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT???

SICK cause my mind just snapped pretty hard!

Fatality… RIP YOUR TITTY OFF!

Pull out the gun that I got from the cop

And make her face look like Barbecue sauce

Bite off her nipple like it’s on the menu

And spit it out the drive through window inside a Pinto and leave the driver

Crippled

When I fire my pistol like it’s a missile. (BLAOW!)

Start to hear sirens whistle I’ve lost my mind, it’s official!

Grab my manager’s pencil and stick it in his eye tissue

For having a time issue, go to the bathroom and try to kick through

The sink. I made a mess and shot cops. Let off a couple of pop pops

ON THE CLOCK let me go before the alarm stops

I’mma take this damn ring to the pawn shop

To get my FUCKIN money back… (cries) fuckin bitch!

Ignition contact in my little compact

Nissan piece of shit and I need to quit

Funneling Night Train pummels my right brain

Feel the pain of a hangover, I smell the faint odor of piss

I need to lower my risk

Hittin my liver with this liquid deliverance

I’m fuckin laughin and stuck in traffic

As my 8-track tape deck pumps some wack shit

It’s drastic

I walked in on my friend with his hand caught in my wife’s panty elastic

While she was wearin em!

Started tearin em a new asshole verbally

I don’t think I hurt em

Twisted off the MD and Bourbon

Got the straight vodka in my coffee thermos

Put on my game face and walk in the door

Of my job at the strip mall discount department store

Boss: Dan-O! Happy Birthday

Kno: Thanks!

Boss: Oh, before I forget uh, we’re gonna have to let you go Dan-O

Kno: What?!

Boss: Yeahh, we’ve been monitoring incoming packages for a while now,

we noticed you have a fetish for naked pictures of Janet Reno and Will Smith

CD’s. Yeahh

Kno: (crying)

Boss: Hey, uh… what's the machine gun in the paper bag for?

No, Mr. Johnson! YOUR ASS IS FIRED!

Heres your pink slip get hit with six clips

Salespeople out front, I ain’t forget y’all

Split y’all, and everybody in this strip mall

Walk in the Dollar Store and just let off

Now even the managers body is 50% off!

Hit up Toys R Us and bust my shit

(ratttatat) TRICK LUH DA KIDS!

Music store massacre, cus theyre trying to tell me

21.99 for a Nelly CD?!

Verizon fucked up my service so they ain’t out of the woods

Can you hear me now? BIATCH!(gunshot) GOOD!!!

Shop owners, cashiers, even the patrons

This is punishment for gettin caught in my matrix

The chance for survival is miniscule

I see two dudes walking towards the pawn shop they bout to get it too