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Everybody drinks and drives in Heaven

They don’t care if you drink and drive in Heaven

Mother Mary, Jesus, too

Washington and Martin Luther

Everybody drinks and drives in Heaven

Other laws apply in Heaven

But you can drink and drive up in Heaven

Most other laws but not this one

You have to agree that it’s kind of fun

If you get a chance to drink and drive in Heaven

And when it rains it rains champagne in Heaven

Jack and Coke mixed with cocaine in Heaven

When you crash your car and meet your death

The angels all have whiskey breath when they bring you up

To drink and drive in Heaven

They don’t have no hangovers in Heaven

No headaches and no hangovers in Heaven

So get hammered and go to bed

Wake up feeling like a saint instead

Take a shot, go to work in Heaven

Yes, it’s true, you have to work in Heaven

Yes, you’re drunk, but you’ll be working up in Heaven

Someone’s got to build the roads, someone’s got to man the tolls

Mother Mary, Jesus, too

Washington and Martin Luther

Drinking and driving and working up in Heaven

Oh, and they don’t have no DUIs in Heaven

They don’t have no state lines up in Heaven

No condoms, no birth control

Cause everybody’s dead, you know

Driving like a bat out of hell up in Heaven

Oh yes, everybody gets fucked up

And everybody gets a sippy cup

That always runneth over up in Heaven

Amen

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