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Well, alright groovy guys and groovy gals, martian hepcats, and wayward hard

rocking child molesters. It’s time for another ring-a-ding dose of me, me, me,

the man with the antlers and the super elastic, bubble plastic smi--

Nørb, Nørb…

Paul, Paul, what are you doing? I’m in the middle of the monologue!

Well, it’s about the monologue. We took a vote and the monologue’s out

What do you mean the monologue’s out? That’s my schtick, that’s my thing.

The kids love my thing

Uh, we think your «thing» makes the record suck

Okay. You’ve got me there, that’s an excellent point. Could I at least

introduce the songs perhaps?

Well, I guess that’d be okay

Very well, then. I’d like to take this opportunity to introdu--

But uh, not a lot of extra words. Keep it short

(growls) Very well. Alright, this is our bonus track. It’s appearing first.

It’s called, «Do the Sprinkler»!

I do the sprinkler

Everybody’s going

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