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Well now, I’ve tried everything to make you notice me

save shaving off my body hair like Salvador Dali

You bring that bike on over here, your dad’s best _______

I’m going to eat this raw two wheeler, and my plans, they won’t be spoiled

Now I’m afraid about eating plates and station wagons too

but I know that I must ride before I fly

Now I’m not making promises, excuse me if I do,

but you know I’d eat a tractor for you

The derailleur’s stuck in my throat, the chain wheel’s still to go

The tires weren’t the easy part, the rubber won’t pass through

The spokes, they were so sharp and hard, I’m bleeding where they scraped

I don’t think I can go on like this, you know, I must not be in shape

Now, I meant to astonish you with my amazing physical feat,

not for you to throw a lump of dirt on my grave

Now if you see a bike rider, please remember me

You know I meant well if I could not be safe

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