Текст песни Chef Boyardee (E.S.K38) с переводом

One Night I was sitting on the couch watching

my favorite TV Show what I heard a voice say «Come Here My Child,

Follow My Voice» I did what the voice

wanted and followed it into the kitchen.

I was suprised to see a giant can of Chef

Boyardee sitting in the middle of my kitchen.

I stood there and started in amazent wondering what would happend

next Then he broke the silence and asked:

Why haven’t you been eating your Cheff Boyardee my child?

I said i didn’t like Chef Boyardee anymore,

he said I was lying and ask me to climb inside of him…

I said No

Then he pulled out a gun and said get inside of me

or i will kill you, i say ok and climb inside of him.

The Chef Boyardee was like quicksand,

the more you struggle the quicker you sink,

after a white the Chef Boyardee consumes me and I fell into a Chef

Boyardee Void, I fell for a what seemed like hours and then a

white light consumes me,

I woke up laying on the floor in the kitchen…

I was reborn…

I was a new man.

I stood up and said thank you Chef,

he smiled and flouted into the floor.

Ever since that night I have been eating Chef Boyardee for breakfast,

lunch and dinner,

my friends don’t like me anymore

because all I talk about Chef Boyardee…

But that didn’t matter I don’t need

them because I will always have…

My Chef Boyardee…

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