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Dear blender

Oh, won’t you help a first offender?

Oh, toaster

Don’t you put the burn on me!

Refrigerator

Why are we always sooner or later:

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?

Dear knife drawer

Now won’t you help me to face life more?

Oh, trashcan

Don’t you put the dirt on me!

Oh percolator

Why are we always sooner or later:

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?

Everything used to be okay

But I’ve been had and Brad

I’m glad to say, is on his way

Micro-digital awaker

Why are we always sooner or later:

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?

Shower curtain

Oh won’t you help me to be certain?

Oh, toothpaste

Don’t you put the squeeze on me!

Depilitator

Why are we always sooner or later:

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?

Tell me spectator

Why are always sooner or later:

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?!

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