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I never thought this is how I would go

(Mr. Fischoeder: Ooh)

Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoe… der

But looks like Linda will be a widow

(Mr. Fischoeder: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Oh, bad things are bad

I fear that my Bob’s in a terrible place

Maybe you’ll find him inside of this vase

Maybe a lion is eating his face?

Oh, bad things are bad

Maybe your dad was tied up by a sailor?

I’ll help you look after I pump this inhaler

Check out my pants

They are perfectly tailored

Oh, yeah

Nice

Thanks

Oh, bad things are bad

Oh, I wish that Bob would come back

I could really use a big snack

Okay, it’s not a burger

But I’ll just pretend it is and maybe cry

I did what I had to

I have no regrets

I murdered my brother for power and sex

What’s this weird feeling inside of my chest?

Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?

Oh, bad things are bad

Farewell, cruel world

Looks like I’ll die alone

If only you’d purchased a better cell phone

And now I’ll never know who wins Game of Thrones

Oh, things are bad!

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