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The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkola

Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland

But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard

Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder

I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend

She was otherwise engaged so I looked round the bend

I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way

And now I live life in the bus lane

Yeah I live life in the bus lane

The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood

Made me feel secure on the roads in winter

But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana

Makes me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels

I walked across the road with a peach in my hand

A hammer hit my head and I couldn’t understand

Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me saying:

«I like to watch the adverts

Yeah, I saw it in the adverts»

You fold your grandma’s neck

And smother her in custard

As a contribution to your folio

And the very next morning

You take her into college and the tutor with the beard and the polio

Says «Well yeah it’s got potential and it could well be essential

But it should be more dramatic if you know what I mean»

Have you tuned into Radio Dada

Every Friday evening at six in the morning

Scan the airwaves for Radio Dada

It goes something like this

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