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All the leaves are nice and green

The air conditioner’s cool

And hear the sounds of happy children

Playing in the pool

It’s 92 degrees outside

But don’t you get me wrong

Cause even though it’s summertime

This is still a Christmas song

Cause I’m not gonna be an idiot this Christmas

This year I’ll start buying gifts real soon

You think I’m over-dramatic, but I’m avoiding panic

I won’t be shopping in the snow, I’m kicking it off in June

I’m making up a list down at the boardwalk

And stopping at the outlets on the way

I’m not gonna be an idiot this Christmas time

I’ll have my shopping done by Labor Day

So okay I bought no one gifts this summer

Shopping in the heat is hard to do Besides who can think of Santa, when you’re still chugging Mylanta

Cause you ate too many chili dogs at Uncle Henry’s barbeque

I still have lots of time to look for sales

I’ll buy the finest gifts you’ve ever seen

I’m not gonna be an idiot this Christmas time

I’ll have my shopping done by Halloween

Well now December’s almost gone

The time just disappeared

And it’s too late for Amazon

To get a package here

So I’m scraping off the windshield

Wrap a scarf around my ears

Cause it turns out I’m an idiot this Christmas

I never did that shopping after all

It turns out I’m an idiot this Christmas time

I’m spending Christmas Eve at Christiana Mall

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