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And when Trina says fuck a man, you know that I will

'Cause I’m drip-drip-drippin' with sex appeal

You’re giving me a thousand dollars and I’m still a steal

And you are chowin' on my anus like a three course meal

I’m sayin', «All you faggots can suck my dick»

But don’t forget the balls don’t forget the tip

Don’t forget to lick my ass when I do a flip

Don’t forget to stick ya tongue out when I start to drip

If you do a good job I’ll get back at ya

Suck the load right out like I’m mad at ya

If your dick was blood, I’d be a vampire

And you’d be screamin' out

Oooh, Crumbsnatchula!

I don’t judge you by your size or race

All I want is your junk up in my face

Like you’re a crackhead and I’m sprayin mace

Like you’re an altar boy and I’m your priest

You’re only 17?

What’s that mean to me?

I’m gonna have to fuck you illegally

I’m gonna stuff you with dick unbelievably

Inconceivably

Hard and long, you see

If there’s grass on the field, play ball, bitch

It’s not a hard decision

Most men don’t get permission

My cum’s full of nutrition

If you spit out my nut, apologize

I’m an eco-friendly kind of guy

And there’s starvin' kids in Uruguay

So open that throat up; let it slide

Let my seed into your belly till it starts to grow

And you’ll be shittin' my babies out your butthole

They’ll be doin backstrokes with megaphones

And they’ll be screamin' this shit to the men you know:

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it

I’ve been fuckin hella boys all across the map

Slidin' coast to coast

Gettin' my dick wet

I’m like a cherry on top, and I’m toppin' men

And your butt is like the syrup that I dip it in

I got ya feelin' on me like a lifetime movie

Makin' you smile and cry

Makin' you feel warm inside

While you’re getting sodomized 'ey 'ey

I like all kinds of boys

Any height and weight

Or any size or race or what

Long as you take it in the butt

When my dick is standin up

You better be playin' reveille

All loud and shit

Blowin' up into my trumpets

Snackin' on my balls like crumpets

And lickin' in my armpits

And if you wanna be a furry that’s fine with me

'Cause I would prefer never showering

If you could be my feline sex fiend

Your tongue could keep my body clean

I like to do it doggy style anyway, boy

Your face could go in my bed any day, boy

My tongue and then my fingers inside of you, boy

You’re questionin' the need for sex toys

Who needs a toy when there is dick like this?

Silicone pales in comparison

It don’t taste sweet as my diction

Your tongue died and went to heaven

I speak the truth

I don’t hypothesize

If you need a dick that was circumcized

Like the flagpole that I’m callin' mine

Get get in line for this carnival ride, 'cause

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it

Verse three and I’m back on the mic

Gonna wiggle my tongue just how you like

What’s my type? Hmm. All, bitch

Wanna know what time? I’d say now, shit

I like black, brown, and Asian

Tan and Caucasian

Any old boy whose ass I’m gracin'

You could like rap or Ani DiFranco

Just drop your pants and bare your butthole

I like a punk rock boy with punk rock cock

And his dick hair done up in a mohawk

Long as it isn’t goin' soft

He can suck on my shit till my balls fall off

I’d dick a Björk fan dressed like a swan

I’d dick a bottom boy with glitter on

I’d dick down a boy wearing Louis Vuitton

And I would definitely dick a boy who looked like moi

'Cause I’m a boy magnet

Grade-A faggot

The best piece of meat upon this planet

Don’t question me 'cause you know that I am it

I’ll be balls deep; you’ll be screamin', «Goddammit»

Like

All aboard this rocket ship

Blasting off to your anus

Shit what’s wrong with the pilot?

Oh, wait, that’s just Crumbsnatcher’s dick

Yeah, I’ve got a big-ass bird, bitch

Don’t act like you ain’t heard, bitch

Free like Lynyrd Skynyrd, bitch

Dispensin' hella syrup

On your pancakes and, of course, your butt

Pleadin' at my dick to pick you up

Love notes that say «Dear Alex’s Junk»

Steady waitin' for the day that your chance will come 'cause

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it

Boy, hold up 'cause you’re freakin' me out

And while my cock is in your mouth

I can feel a little summin' summin' comin' out

Like yer talkin' to my shit while yer goin' down south

Like yer beggin' my junk for a season pass

Like it’s a sports event kept in my pants

Yer bent over doin' the Urkel dance

Skeetin' in my sheets like

«Did I do that?»

And if you wanna get with me

Then ya gotta gotta know

I like ya' asshole fat and your face down low

I like ya' mouth in an O shape ready to blow

And if you got a limp dick

It better grow

Or you could play hard to get and walk away

And I will sit there not sayin' anything

'Cause I love lookin' at ya' big booty shake

Especially when it is on my face

I’ll eat your ass like a fuckin' buffet

Yum!

Come for seconds as soon as I cum

Yum!

I’ll be lickin' you clean with my tongue

Keep dingleberries out you bum

I’m huntin' what’s between your knees

Like I’d skin it for its fleece

Like an endangered species

Or a prize winning sheep

Baaah

Bring a doggie bag 'cause I’ve got hella cum

And I know you’ll want to take it home

For when you are feeling all alone

Steady dreaming of my flesh bone

While my butt is a one way street

Your panda is a highway

And I will have it my way

'Cause I’m king of your meat and I decree

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

All you faggots can suck my dick

If you think you can handle it