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There was one in the gang

who had skaletrix

and because of that he thought he was better than you

Everyday after school

you’d go round there to play it

hoping to compete for some kind of championship

but it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up

and even when you did

the thing never seemed to work

It was a dodgy transformer

again and again

A dodgy transformer

again and again

It was a dodgy transformer

again and again

A dodgy transformer

that cost 3 pound ten

So you’d send his doting mother up the stairs with a stepladder

to get the subbuteo out of the loft

It had all the accesories

required, nothing much atmosphere

the crowds and the dugouts

and the floodlights too

You’d always get palmed off with a headless center forward

and a goalkeeper with no arms

and a face like his

And he managed to get hold of

a Dukla Prague Away Kit

'cause his uncle owned a sports shop

and he kept it to one side

and after only five minutes

you’d be down to ten men

'cause he’d sent off your right-back

for taking the base from under his left winger

And cut to half-time

you were losing four-nil

each and every goal a heartly diputed penalty

so you’d smash up the floodlights

and the match was abandoned

and the dog would bark

and you’d be banned from his house

and your travelling army of sedated supporters

would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin

Now he’s working in a job with a future

he hand’s me my Giro

every two weeks

and me I’m on the lookout for a broken transformer

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