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I am a physician

Besides, we are all girls

Okay up on the table, chop chop

On all fours

That’s it

Oooooh, yaaah

Now spread 'em!

(Ugh)

Aaaaaah

What have we got here?

Ooh

Oooooh

Looks like your veculuar (?) canal is somewhat constricted

How do you manage to accommodate large 'peeziz'?

(I don’t, not of any kind)

Oh, of course

I was just feeling you out, as it were

Hahah

Ssspread em!

(Ughh)

Come on, wider wider!

Wwwwider…

(You're gonna break me…)

Come on wider, you can do it wider can’t you?

Come on… okay

Now, I want you to practice this exercise twice a day for at least 10 minutes

Put one finger in

Stir it around

And arooooound

And arooooooouuuuunnnd

And then another finger

And stir it around

And around

And arouund

And aroooouuund

And arouund!

Add another finger

Add another, you get the picture, right?

(Yes)

And then, when you run out of fingers

Move on to vegetables

The appropriate size and shape of course

And in no time at all, we’ll have you up to summer squash!

Admit it

You love having something fun wiggling around inside you like a caterpillar

(Ewwwwww…)

Okay, like an eel!

(Ewwwwwwwwwww!)

Okay, like a cock!

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